Beermash - Melbourne

2026-03-31

Address: 306 Smith St, Collingwood VIC 3066, Australia

Pouring from: 24 kegs

We drank: Status Quo by Mt Culture and Game Changer by Co Conspirators

Modern wooden interiors, but we say outside on Smith St to catch some rays. The traffic is not moving too fast so it was actually quite pleasant. There were more people about because of some pop-up clothing thing. Lines out the door and wrapping over Beermash.

Both beers we drank were really insipid. Nearly no flavour for a 5% Red Ale. Came in a Schooner.

Clearly a shit load of beer offered on tap, and a good 4 fridges full of cans too. Perhaps we just picked the wrong ones.

I do always wonder how any bar can make sure that the beer they're pouring is the best it can be across 24 different taps, not including the tap wine and cocktails...

Ratings

Atmosphere/Space: 2.9

Beer: 2.3

Overall: 3.4